I think that anon is hating on me for not liking Chelsea Handler..
he’s going for the throat…
he’s going for Petey pants
June 2013
Well.. I think Pete Holmes is a chauvinistic asshole
BAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT NO
HOLD DA FUCK UP
DON’T MESS WITH MY HUSBAND ANON
I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY WORDS BITCH
gas-station-disco replied to your post: Do you Watch Chelsea Lately?
her voice is what gets on my nerves
yess same.. also I think she kinda tries to hard.. but that’s just me
Do you Watch Chelsea Lately?
noooo.. well I do once and a while but not for Chelsea I don’t really like Chelsea Handler.. she annoys me slightly..
Are you still doing the anonymous opinion thing? Is this how I do this? My honest opinion of you is that you seem self-assured and incredibly well-versed in your areas of nerdery, much to my wonder and envy. In short you seem cool.
Okay time to watch house some more
yaaaay medical shows
It would be the craziest movie ever and HILARIOUS
It could be a buddy cop movie called “Stefon’s Victims Unit”, basically him and Seth Meyers fight New York’s hottest criminals in New York’s hottest clubs. This movie better have everything. Co-starring Ice-T.
YES! Thatd be fucking awesome but Hader said he doesn’t wanna do a Stefon movie cause people would want to see it then decide not to when they saw the poster
New Pitch: “Delta Sc-air-lines” (Scare+ Airlines FYI): Ben Affleck and Bill Hader are two Delta Airlines help-desk clerks from hell. One day, a spunky and optimistic John Mulaney wants to go home for Christmas. Will he ever go home? Will his life be a fucking nightmare? Co-starring Seth Meyers as a cashier at Wolfgang Puck Express.
EXCUSE YOU that is fabulous
and also hannibal has a very small role as a disaffected airport worker just so he can have an epic eye roll at some point
CAN WE JUST CAST ALL OUR FAVORITE COMEDIANS AS AIRLINE WORKERS OH GOD
Petey pants works at Chilies to go. he’s unbearably excited all the time, chelsea peretti makes a cameo as a businesswoman who walks up to the stand and before Pete gets a super-dee-duper excited “Welcome to Chilies!” out she’s just like “no” and immediately turns around and leaves
all while old timey good guy happy go lucky Mulaney sits somewhere reading a paper and drinking a coffee, going “these people sure are interesting”
Anthony Jeselnik and Amy Schumer star as an dysfunctional married couple that when Mulaney asks for help, they just constantly insult him until he slumps away. Joe Mande as a suitcase salesman who tries to sell one to Mulaney after seeing that he has a backpack (kinda like his Parks character from the video store episode). And Harris…as Harris.
JESSICA ST. CLAIR AS AN EMPLOYEE AT ONE OF THOSE AIRLINE SPAS
KATE MCKINNON AS,…. FUCKING ANYONE
ROB HUEBEL SETS SOMETHING ON FIRE AND JASON MANTZOUKAS DOES SOMETHING GROSS oh god yes please????
TARAN KILLAM WORKS AT BURGER KING
quick list of summah things to do
- Read books.. aloota them
- Morning and evening bike rides
- Road trip it to wonderland with da cru (A.K.A my friends from theater arts)
- Road Trip it Ottawa With Leah *maybe*
- Get a job dammit
- get your tattoo with Lo and Ally J *maybe*
- Go to the movies on half price tuesday.. Every tuesday
- spend some time outside *if it’s not 40+ Degrees outside and the news isn’t calling an extreme heat alert*
- Try to go see awesome concerts but most of them are really expensive
- GO BOWLING
- get a cactus.. Idunno man just do it
- make mix cd’s and play them all the time or just play Have a summah on repeat
- Mass room clean out
EDIT: YOU FORGOT TV THINGS
- Re watch House from season 1 to 8
- Start True Blood
- FINISH LOST YOU IDIOT
- American Horror Story? sure..
- Re watch breaking bad if you have time
- did you know you never watched the Walking Dead Finale?
- Kids in the hall *that’s just a personal favourite of mine*
- One of your teachers said watch sons of anarchy do do it..
Will add more things latter
You are the nerdiest of birds, and I'm glad there are girls out there like you who are fucking badasses and proudly love the things they do and fuck whoever hates that
wheredidthatbearcomefrom replied to your post: wheredidthatbearcomefrom replied to your post: …
WOW! SASSAFRAS!
I know eh.. motherfuckers going home with slashed tires and a black eye
wheredidthatbearcomefrom replied to your post: wheredidthatbearcomefrom replied to your photo: …
Ask him if you could paint a portrait of him. (but you need a photograph for reference yes that will work)
BAHAHAH he’s like “your a drama kid for a reason…I know you can’t draw, you could barely write my name properly on my birthday card”
LIKE WHAT A BITCH RIGHT?
I think you are pretty great, you have a great sense in everything, you give great advice and recommendations of things. sometimes I think you crave attention and try to get people to like you.. I don't think you need to do that.. You don't need to force people to give you any attention
andjeremypiven replied to your post: andjeremypiven replied to your post: …
What did he say to that?
he just laughed.. he doesn’t think I am being 100% serious
andjeremypiven replied to your post: andjeremypiven replied to your post: …
Tell him you feel like that. ;) *casually inserts douce canoe into my everyday vocabulary*
OH I DID!! *and you are welcome :D*
andjeremypiven replied to your post: jeilisferdomo replied to your photo: Hello kitty…
:(
I know right… what a douche canoe
