• Pete (to samm Levine): what are you trying to grab a mic from me I'll fucking eat you

  • Kumail: Hey I've seen a movie
  • Pete: I swear to god kumail.. I'm going to make a movie of me lighting you on fire

Had a dream that I married Pete Holmes last night

well it’s official, grab the sister wives and call a wedding planner

we are doing this ladieees






"Jesus Christ I wish I was a girl so I could sleep on me."
— Pete Holmes (via funtimekait)

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Several times now, Pete Holmes has been a guest on the fabulous Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast. In each of these appearances, rivers of shimmering magic pour from the mountaintops. Because these episodes aren’t super easy to find via iTunes, the DFTH website, and whatever 3rd party…


the amount of sexual frustration that comes with me loving pete holmes is out of this world