my favorite thing about the world is that the cool kids from school always have the worst tumblrs
I hope Donald Glover knows how many non-Asian girls’ hearts he breaks when he raps about how much he loves Asian girls.
He just pushes that knife and twists it ever so slightly.
Milhouse is just Matt Mira
There are so many ways they have made my life better and contributed to making me a better person… they got me into Doctor Who and other good shows, introduced me to the ideas of Tim Ferris, as well as other podcasts and comedians.
comedy is weird because you can tell a joke once and then nobody wants to hear it again
musicians can play the same songs on tours for decades and crowds will go nuts for the old stuff
comedians can tell a joke one time and if you try to tell it again people will yell at you