vangoghismyboyfriend:

my favorite thing about the world is that the cool kids from school always have the worst tumblrs


myloveisbillhader:

inthesky-with-diamonds:

I hope Donald Glover knows how many non-Asian girls’ hearts he breaks when he raps about how much he loves Asian girls.

He just pushes that knife and twists it ever so slightly.


popculturebrain:

bull-mirray:

NEVER FORGET

Forever this.


noodlestories:

Milhouse is just Matt Mira



How bra stores seem to think things work:
  • Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
  • C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
  • Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.

I Love the Nerdist Boys

somethingsomethingisuppose:

    

There are so many ways they have made my life better and contributed to making me a better person… they got me into Doctor Who and other good shows, introduced me to the ideas of Tim Ferris, as well as other podcasts and comedians.


adamusprime:

comedy is weird because you can tell a joke once and then nobody wants to hear it again

musicians can play the same songs on tours for decades and crowds will go nuts for the old stuff

comedians can tell a joke one time and if you try to tell it again people will yell at you